The Grafter
Part-time beekeeper, full-time problem solver. When not tending to the bees or perfecting the mystic art of growing brassicas, Kat is dreaming up new ways to keep the homestead running smoothly. Known for an uncanny ability to locate a stray screwdriver and an endless supply of bee-related puns. Motto: “Let’s hive some fun!”
The Innovator
The ideas guy of the homestead, Gav is always in the middle of building, fixing, or inventing something (though it’s unclear if anything is ever truly finished). From handcrafting the perfect garden gate to creating a “revolutionary” compost system, his projects are ambitious, detailed, and occasionally baffling. Known for turning a simple task into a grand design. Motto is: “We could make that for cheaper”
Security Guard
Every great operation needs a boss, and the cat is indisputably it. Ruler of all comfy spots and keeper of the “Do Not Disturb” policy, Muffin ensures things run at her pace (slow). Her duties include knocking jars off tables (to check gravity) and observing human antics from her throne and mice. Catchphrase: “Meow”
The Greeter
The official welcoming committee of Welsh Valley Homestead. Pippa takes her job seriously, offering tail wags and obligatory face licks. They also specialize in crumb detection, ball retrieval, and homestead “guard”. Known for being a relentless optimist with a soft spot for belly rubs. Personal motto: “Will work for treats.”
